Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 326
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Dimension Hops: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Dimension Hops: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Enchantments Applied: 112
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3284 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Animals Bred: 191 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 175 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 411 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mines Excavated: 3490
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 2628
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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