Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Dragons Tamed: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Team_SAO

    Team_SAO

    Hi, This is a server where u can enjoy playing survival, the same things that u do in a normal survival world but with more players and trading items with other player and selling and buy stuffs using ingame money, Hope fully some of u guys would join.

    Head Admin SaO_Eugeo

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • UMBCraft

    UMBCraft

    A server dedicated to the University of Maryland, Baltimore County All are welcome to join and enjoy several gamemodes! Towny / Middle School Random item Skyblock Anarchy Kit PvP Factions and more coming soon!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pvplab

    Pvplab

    PvPLab [1.8-1.20] – PvPLab is one of the oldest networks in the world. We offer a wide range of gamemodes including: Skyblock [1.8-1.20]Factions [1.8]Kitmap [1.8-1.20]Survival [1.20] and more to come! We have a friendly community with a ZERO TOXICITY POLICY, we run DAILY EVENTS, we have ZERO LAG & one of the best staff teams around! Join now for the #1 Minecraft Experience.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Void Gems Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DormantMC

    DormantMC

    Welcome to DormantMC! We are a small server, looking to provide a great multiplayer experience to our players. One of the ways we plan to do this is by having a permanent survival world. A few of our features: – Mature players and staff. – Permanent survival world. – Very few custom plugins. – Interactive and friendly community. These rules in place to ensure an enjoyable experience for everyone. We strive for our community to be connected, so we have several platforms to make that happen. We will push news, and other important information through our Discord server.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Andromeda

    Andromeda

    • Economy-centric survival • Market (/shop) player-to-player (all items are obtained by players) • Stocare xp in glass bottle (/dropxp sau /dropxp lvl) • Definable/resizable protection with a wooden shovel, the edges of any protection can be seen by right-clicking with a Stick • The protections of accounts that have not logged in for at least 2 months are automatically deleted (the World will never be reset) • /feelings • GUI /trade • Diamonds are the only currency of exchange • Skin free (/skin link_skin.png) • Spanwer drops with silk touch • It is not pay-to-win • Long-term server. (the host is already paid in advance for a very very long period) • Version 1.15.1 • PVP enabled (possible to be stopped in the future) • Offline mode (no need for minecraft premium)

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ores Mined: 9873
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 New Chunks Explored: 252982

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Lokapsos network

    Lokapsos network

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    Welcome to LOKAPSOS NETWORK!Versions ➽ 1.8-1.20

    We are a server which has been active for many years now, giving our players different and unique modalities, we have a large and active community in which you will be very comfortable and of which we hope you will be part, so… What are you waiting for to join?

    We currently have the following modalities:

    Survival 1.19 ➽ This mode is a survival custom which has many things such as:

    ► Rankings.► Vehicles.► Tradeos.► KoTHs.► Special enchantments.► Mobcoins.► Dungeons.► Pets.► Dragons…

    AND MUCH MORE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TO JOIN! Go to mc.lokapsos.es now and enjoy the server, WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!

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    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TFM Network

    TFM Network

    Greetings,

    The TFM Network is new and is still under development! We aspire for greatness and hope to bring tons of fun games for you to be a part of. Our goal here is to provide a fun, relaxing setting where we can come to chill and unwind. This is an adult server but all ages are welcome.

    Currently available are Creative and Survival game-modes, with Hardcore being added within the next few weeks! We have a schedule to release custom PVP and Mini-Games in the next few months and well always be working toward creating more.

    We invite you to come join us as we work to create something unique and entertaining! – TFM Staff

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SiloPlex

    SiloPlex

    The SILOPLEX is a dedicated Minecraft server for adults who want to create large (sometimes small) projects in a fun and cooperative environment. MUST BE WHITELISTED. Apply at: https://forms.gle/vtNDjBrud3qTcpuT7

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Yt smp

    Yt smp

    its an atrnos vennela and can be stoped

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    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Kyoto

    Kyoto

    kyoto.apexmc.co

    A mountain rises Snowy covered peaks and fire Lakes of glowing warmth

    The nether is dark Faroff lands are closer Desert waits at night

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlcokCraft

    BlcokCraft

    Join the BlockCraft community! the recently launched server is perfect to connect with new friends. take your place in our fun and friendly community! including our helpful staff members here when you need them! With skyblock build islands with your friends and have fun! More games coming soon such as factions 🙂 Don’t forget to vote to add money to your balance! HAVE FUN

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Plutoniummc

    Plutoniummc

    Welcome to PlutoniumMC!

    Our server provides users with a friendly community with both survival and OP Prison server types!

    -> Our OP Prison is loaded with custom enchants and featuresthat provide users with an ultimate playing experience!-> Our SlimeFun survival adds a twist to vanilla survival by providing modpack like experience and customization. Its sure crazy!

    Join us today for a revolutionary Minecraft gateway!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PixelGenesis

    PixelGenesis

    PixelGenesis The BEST Pixelmon Server! |Gyms | Quests | Friendly Community | Events | & MUCH MORE!

    Explore the vast forest, the deep oceans, the strong winds, the rocky mountains, defeat strong opponents, build your kingdom with your friends and be the best of them all with your Pokemon on PixelGenesis. Expect regular exciting custom content to fully enhance the experience for you and your friends and never run out of things to do while setting the example for player focused fun gameplay.

    IP: play.pixelgenesismc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/PXvK63H Website: https://www.pixelgenesismc.com/

    Want to play pixelmon? Here’s the download links Technicpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelgenesis-pixelmon.1703290 Direct Download: https://www.reforged.gg/

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Vergie Ransom

    Vergie Ransom

    server with a special atmosphere, carrying unlimited possibilities. Music, Gadgets and more. With us you can easily find friends who are in their the turn will be for you, as a family, and you, for them, will be an example of friendship.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The real 3b3 anarchy

    The real 3b3 anarchy

    This is the original 3B3 Realm, now it;s own server with a lot more resources. Come have a good time with us, go wild, and let’s continue to row this together.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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