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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 719 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.
you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
