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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Potions Brewed: 23 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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