Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TulipSurvival

    TulipSurvival

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Emeralds Found: 2822 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Crops Grown: 3265 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Twenture

    Twenture

    Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Chimeras Created: 3 Animals Bred: 104

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChillSMP

    ChillSMP

    Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ores Mined: 7370
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blaze Gaming

    Blaze Gaming

    Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pikacore

    Pikacore

    IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sakura Realms

    Sakura Realms

    Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Magic Items Found: 1290
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastiaMC

    CastiaMC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CCNet

    CCNet

    CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Europa

    Vanilla Europa

    IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Grand Theft Minecart

    Grand Theft Minecart

    The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeSaga

    PokeSaga
    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

    If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 New Chunks Explored: 145626

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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