Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Minecadia

    Minecadia

    Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Farms Harvested: 555
    Ores Mined: 4941 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TulipSurvival

    TulipSurvival

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Twenture

    Twenture

    Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4582
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChillSMP

    ChillSMP

    Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blaze Gaming

    Blaze Gaming

    Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1508 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pikacore

    Pikacore

    IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6792 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sakura Realms

    Sakura Realms

    Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dimension Hops: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7470
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Animals Bred: 55

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastiaMC

    CastiaMC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Emeralds Found: 6967

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CCNet

    CCNet

    CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Europa

    Vanilla Europa

    IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Grand Theft Minecart

    Grand Theft Minecart

    The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ores Mined: 4874 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PokeSaga

    PokeSaga
    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

    If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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