Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	4315
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Towns Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	4924
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9412	Animals Bred:	112
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Crops Grown:	7705
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Star Shards Collected:	259
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	2270	Magic Items Found:	8458

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Star Shards Collected:	111
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.