Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Faceland

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Faceland is a survival server with an RPG twist! As you kill monsters you level up and grow stronger, gaining statpoints and awesome gear! The farther you you explore, the tougher the monsters get, and the greater the rewards become!

Join us at PLAY.FACE.LAND , or visit our website, https://www.face.land !

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JumpCraft Parkour

Creative, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

JumpCraft is the largest US network that is dedicated to parkour. There are over 800+ courses on the server with new ones being added every day. Rankup, earn perks and build up your parkour skills on this server! Hope to see you there!

Jumpcraft Survival

Jumpcraft Parkour 700+ Parkour Maps Challenge Maps and Rewards 12+ Rankup Courses Designer World Dropper Maps 4 Difficulties Practice Server

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotatoCraft

New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LotsOGames Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival

LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7026

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Horizon RPG

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HorizonRPG 1.18.2

Dungeons McMMO Quests Elite Mobs Trading Land Claims

IP: play.horizonrpg.net

Welcome to the future of gaming, we innovate Minecraft to the next level.

Join up now to be able to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, complete dungeons with friends take over the server and build a kingdom.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Deepslate

Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

DEEPSLATE.DE SKYBLOCK, ARENA & MORE Deepslate is a Skyblock server for the Java version. Here you can build your own island and compete against challenging waves of mobs in the arena together with your friends! There are daily rewards and lots of mini-games to discover. You always stay up to date on the Discord server. All ranks can be unlocked with play money, which you get through various activities.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Calzones Quarry

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Created by Minecraft players, for Minecraft players. with years of experience and knowledge I bring you the masterpiece that is this server. With a small host of classic plugins and a little elbow grease I nurtured life into this playground. Now I extend this invitation to join and be apart of a sparking community. See you soon!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TKCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

From 1.19.4 to 1.20.X | [TK]Craft IP: tekaz.net

SurvivalOP is a modality where you will find custom biomes, custom villages, custom items, ranks, economy, pvp, custom bosses, trade, clans and many more!

Discord: https://discord.gg/wwQuNAsF5w

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ferox Reborn

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Do you remember of Ferox, the friendly, non grief survival based server ? It is back! If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

– Version 1.20 – Player Warps | Like showing off what you can build? We have a plugin which allows you to make warps as you rank-up with in-game balance purchases. – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease from griefers and have an ability to stop mobs from spawning and attacking you! – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has its own upgrades and perks, buy these with in-game money! – Player-Driven Economy | Shops and markets are ran by players, join and start your own business! – Art Map | Like doing pixelated art? We have an art plugin which allows you to do so. – Friendly Community | Although we are a small server, we encourage our players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! – Jobs | Like making money, like doing business? We have a jobs-based plugin which generates you more money as you get to a higher level from completing jobs such as Mining, Fishing, Farming & Woodcutting (including many more!)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GHOST.lv SMP

Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

-Nice Spawn – PVP Arena – RTP – NPCs – Creates – Skills – Auction – Coin Shop – Bank – Claimland – Parkour – Sky Battle – Survival SMP server –

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JiggyCraft

Survival

[1.20+] JiggyCraft is one of the Greatest Streamer networks in the world with the most popular game modes! With over a decade of games you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • MiniGames• and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Michael Nugg Smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A very fun smp to play it has many custom recipes and events.It has dungeons,jobs and economy. Join Michael nug smp and have fun.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mystical Network

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft network server established in the Philippines, aiming to create an Asian Network server, to create a fun, peaceful, fair gameplay experience, and social community engagement!

And we 100% preserve your progress, we treasure your dedication to playing here, as part of making our history in this server!

In Mystical Network? We value our players 🙂

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Snorlex

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

hey there everyone, Snorlex will be back and running this thursday 25th of January. If you guys would like to play along side us, come and join our discord for more news :). Yes this is a full reset except for house builds that players have built in the town as they are permanent, same with new upcoming players if you build your houses there as long as you’re active your builds will be permanent. We welcome everybody, we have a lot of events coming up during the first week of release so make sure to come and join!

Here are some sneak peaks of some new contents/buildings in our pixelmon

Server is essentially non-pay to win other than our ranks. We dont sell any pokemons, we do have pokemon crates but they are only obtainable through, tournaments/events!

Other than the ranks we do sell cosmetics for your characters to support our server.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ZRGCloud

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

we have 10 ranks buyable with in-game currency, We offer just 2 ranks to be bought real money.* Player-Warps – Set your own Warp * Player Particles – Create your own custom Particles * Core Arena – Fight waves of mobs and earn rewards * Player-Shops – Create your sweet dream shop * Spawner-Collectors – Lets see how OP you are! * Jobs – Select your job today, Master it…. * Grief-Prevention – Protect your land today! * Rank-up – Can you get up to RANK GOD… * Quick-Shop – Easy to create your own today.. * Mob-To-Eggs – What is your Favorite Creature? * Resource Worlds – No need to reset the main world or end or nether. Only the Resource Worlds. * So much more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3046	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!