Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Dimension Hops: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • McTopia

    McTopia

    McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 New Chunks Explored: 403148

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Nomercymc

    Nomercymc

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Alien Abductions: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Skyroad

    Skyroad

    Skyroad Minecraft:

    Different game types under one roof!

    Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

    Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SkullCraft Skyblock

    SkullCraft Skyblock

    Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

    Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

    ► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3622 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 353
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ParkourCraft

    ParkourCraft

    KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • WitherCraft

    WitherCraft

    MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Peaceful craft

    Peaceful craft

    PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • EDawg878 Creative

    EDawg878 Creative

    There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

    + Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Void Armor Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Stirebuild

    Stirebuild

    Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

    There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TagCraftMC

    TagCraftMC

    We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

    – Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

    More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • End Game

    End Game

    EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

    100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

    Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6106 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • RushTea MineCraft

    RushTea MineCraft

    Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

    Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

    Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

    Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

    Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Plyblox Network

    Plyblox Network

    Welcome to Plyblox Network! We are a brand new server, our goal is to become a network of different game-modes for players to enjoy. We have 2 different game-modes right now. We currently have Factions with Guns server, with additional plugins along side. Secondly we have a Towny/SMP server with an entire storyline with lore to complete, custom dungeons & mobs, custom gear and so much more. We are so excited to see you play with us. We are a professional team of staff, and looking to grow our team. Inquire within and file as application for our staff.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • karlssonSMP

    karlssonSMP

    At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • LifeYoinkSMP

    LifeYoinkSMP

    LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

    • 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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