Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RedePike

    RedePike

    Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

    ========================== JAVA & BEDROCK – 1.12 – 1.19.x ==========================

    > Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PokeVanilla

    PokeVanilla

    :0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

    We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 115 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MinePixel

    MinePixel

    Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

    – Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2355 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Farnetworks

    Farnetworks

    Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 105

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Boomercraft.eu

    Boomercraft.eu

    Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

    We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

    We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

    Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Farms Harvested: 735

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PlutoCraft

    PlutoCraft

    PlutoCraft

    Why Should You Join? – Dedicated Community – Daily Crate Keys – In-Game Shop – Bounties – & Much More!

    Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • WatAlca

    WatAlca

    Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LibreLand

    LibreLand

    Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TwentSMP

    TwentSMP

    TwentSMP is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ZMinecraft

    ZMinecraft

    Server premium and no premium 1.8.x to 1.19.x

    IP Java: play.z-mc.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.z-mc.net Puerto Bedrock: 19132

    Survival OP Prison OP Oneblock FullPvP Survival Vanilla Survival Keep Inventory

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • WolfQueens Origins

    WolfQueens Origins

    A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

    Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

    On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

    Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

    Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Farms Harvested: 500

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Dxrery Networks

    Dxrery Networks

    Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

    – Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

    Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LOKAPSOS

    LOKAPSOS

    Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

    IP: mc.lokapsos.es

    Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ComboCraft

    ComboCraft

    Velko|etilComboCraft.DK! We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

    You can play 𝗠𝗠𝗣 & 𝗢𝗧oneBlock, so there’s something for everyone:

    – 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

    – 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

    We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • OPRealms

    OPRealms

    OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 208 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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