Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 877252

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TCSMP

    TCSMP

    A new take on OP Factions with unique, custom plugins, now on 1.18+! We got tired of joining servers with staff that would throw their weight around and rigid plugins, so we decided to do something about it. Originally designed for a few friends, we’ve decided to take the server public. Enjoy!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Naruto Decaying

    Naruto Decaying

    This is a Naruto-Minecraft modded based server. It runs using a Naruto mod that’s getting updated as time goes by. We have a very active and kind player base and we welcome you between us! The server has daily events, lore and everything you will need in your gameplay experience!

    Make sure to check out our discord for more info like the mod pack. https://discord.gg/HSfTRVauN2

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 236 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NinjaMC.net

    NinjaMC.net

    The best German Minecraft server! With Cosmetics, Rank Tags, MiniGames, BattleRoyale, BedWars and much more. We wish you a good and lag-free gaming experience!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • EuropaCraft

    EuropaCraft

    This is a map of Europe 1:100 to real life! Settle in any place, from Algeria to Finand! We also have vehicles to ease the travel, but make sure to move up in the economy to afford them!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • JNJ Network | SMP – 1.20.4

    JNJ Network | SMP – 1.20.4

    Java IP: play.jnjnetwork.comBedrock IP: play.jnjnetwork.com:19132

    Discord: discord.jnjnetwork.comWebsite: jnjnetwork.com

    JNJ Network features latest SMP. We have custom-coded plugins that are unique and exclusive to our server! We also utilize custom models and provide players with exciting features like custom mobs and high quality dungeons. Join now to play!

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    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • KipNetwork

    KipNetwork

    The cackling fun Minecraft community. Join play.kipnetwork.net today and play along! Or join the conversation via https://discord.kipentwork.net.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4084 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pure Skyblock

    Pure Skyblock

    Welcome to Pure Skyblock, where the skies are endless and the adventures boundless! Dive into our skyblock world and experience a realm filled with excitement, challenges, and endless opportunities for growth. Here’s what you can expect:

    Fun Ranks: Climb the ranks and unlock exciting perks as you progress through your skyblock journey. From novice to master, each rank brings new privileges and rewards.

    Spawners: Create your own ecosystem in the sky with our wide range of spawners. From farm animals to monsters, customize your island and unleash your creativity.

    Balanced Economy: Engage in a vibrant and balanced economy where every action matters. Trade with fellow players, participate in auctions, and build your wealth as you strive for dominance in the sky.

    Join us on Pure Skyblock and embark on an unforgettable adventure high above the clouds!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PepBox

    PepBox

    PepBox is a cool server where you can mine and pvp. PepBox has many different mines you can mine from. PepBox also has a pvp/building area. PepBox also has many different crates you can open! Come join!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Phlox SMP (Java/Bedrock)

    Phlox SMP (Java/Bedrock)

    JUST RESET!

    Phlox is a no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!

    You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!

    Some of the features:– Custom items and hats– Guilds– Player Shops– Auction House– Events– And more!

    Bedrock IP:play.phloxmc.net:19132

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ThunderLands

    ThunderLands

    global lifesteal smp with family friendly community our server has java support but we are planning to ad bedrock support too

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Queercraft – LGBTQ+ friendly server (Java, PC Bedrock, Mobile)

    Queercraft – LGBTQ+ friendly server (Java, PC Bedrock, Mobile)
    Server IP: mc.queercraft.net

    Queercraft is a Minecraft server for LGBTQ+ gamers and allies!

    Discord: queercraft.net/discord

    Follow us on Instagram

    Visit our website Queercraft.net

    Join our community group on Steam

    Follow us on Twitter @queercraft

    Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/qcprism

    We hope to see you soon!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Emeralds Found: 3595 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • 🌿 CubeCadia SMP 🌿 – [1.20] | Bedrock/Java | Custom Items | PvE | and MORE

    🌿 CubeCadia SMP 🌿 – [1.20] | Bedrock/Java | Custom Items | PvE | and MORE

    🌿 CubeCadia SMP 🌿 - [1.20] | Bedrock/Java | Custom Items | PvE | and MORE Minecraft Server=====================================================================

    IP: cubecadia.net

    Bedrock Port: 19132

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    Server Features:

    Extensive Dungeons

    We offer dungeons where you can grind through anytime you want! Follow a story line and level up to access new dungeons. Each dungeon has unique mobs, dungeon keys, and custom loot to gain! Either grind survival, or grind our extensive dungeons!

    Enhanced Mining

    Find fossils, special gems, or other mysterious loot from mining! You can mine for hours and still discover new content and become rich! Also enchant your pickaxe with special abilities.

    Jobs & Quests

    Another way to make money on our server is by doing jobs or quests. Work a job to earn money or do daily quests. Jobs also offer a skill tree to get premium items. Quests also offer a great way to get free crate keys.

    Fishing Events

    This server offers fishing events that happen from time to time. This includes various fishing contests like catching the most fish, catching the largest fish, or earning the most EXP. We also offer an extensive fishing system with deliveries, custom fish, totems, and more!

    Smithy System

    Forget normal ol’ boring netherite armor. How about build a custom Smithy set! Get enough blocks to craft special armor like Dragon, Solar, Corrupt, Steampunk, or Conduit armor / tools! Step it further and attempt our Forager quests that have challenging quests but give some of the best possible armor in the game!

    Daily End Bosses

    We have daily bosses that spawn in the end! Fight the boss and other players to gain gems for special loot like pets, disguises, keys, and so much more!

    300+ Custom Items

    Our server offers over 300 custom items to gain! This means all kinds of fun items that are unique to our server like an upgradeable tool, quality of life enhancements, elevator blocks, lava sponges, and so much more!

    CubeCadia is not just a server; it’s a thriving community of passionate Minecraft players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, forge alliances, and make lifelong friendships. And with crossplay support, you can explore CubeCadia with friends across different platforms!

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    IP: cubecadia.net

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Version: 1.19.x – 1.20.2

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    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/cubecadia

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    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Social Life

    Social Life

    Hangout & meet friends! Play games to make money. Adopt and care for your own pets! Open a shop! Lifestyles allow you to become a Miner, Gardener, Cook, or even a Mob Slayer!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FieldscraftMC

    FieldscraftMC

    FieldscraftMC, a server in constant development, custom survival mode compatible with Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Earth Civilizations SMP

    Earth Civilizations SMP

    Welcome to Earth Civilizations! The place where you can start from scratch and build up your own civilization! After the closure of our last server CrossoverSMP we are returning 1 year later with Earth Civilizations! See you around!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 65 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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