Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Creative and Towny

    Creative and Towny

    Server IP: mc.megaminecraft.net Website: MegaMinecraft.net INFO: Mega MC was founded in early 2013, we have a large team of supportive staff, and experience, something our players value.

    Have you ever wanted to be apart of a server where you can experience all types of game modes at once? Here at Mega MC, we provide you with that unforgettable in-game experience. • Creative • Towny • Factions

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • KetPVP

    KetPVP

    fun and entertaining kitpvp. enjoy the fun and entertainment in ketpvp! do /staffapp to apply for staff or buy ranks! All versions supported!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Enchantments Applied: 147

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • rivercraft

    rivercraft

    we are a nice small server with a bunch to do

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Official PieTown server

    Official PieTown server

    Welcome to Pietown!

    This is our public server built on the idea between Woahdang and Aexo

    The server is currently running at 1.15.2 Java edition. IP -> not release

    PIeTown is a vanilla survival world! Currently there are no world resets. This server is a D&D themed server with heavy influence of playing the original Minecraft game with light plugins. We really focus on trying to keep this server as pure and simple as possible. There are dangerous things in Minecraft and it isn’t just the hostile mobs.

    Please be sure to follow the rules and regulations to the servers! The discord rules also indicates a lot of what the channels are used for and how you can get involved!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • WrathPvP

    WrathPvP

    This Server has a max. of 60 people and is a popular and fun server. This is a Great server and should get more player to get interesting. Play at the level you want be watch out it is a hardcore pvp faction

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Potions Brewed: 191 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SurvivalCraft Skyblock

    SurvivalCraft Skyblock

    Welcome to SurvivalCraft, an ideal server to play by yourself or with your friends. Our friendly and chatty server offers Skyblock and Survival, with McMmo ingame levels and abilities, Silkspawners, Ranks and vote crate rewards! With only the click of a button, you can switch between the Survival world and the Skyblock world with ease. While playing on both servers, you are guaranteed to enjoy your time on both while surrounded with helpful staff members and friendly players.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Citywars Minecraft

    Citywars Minecraft

    Citywars is one of the most unique server. Everything is different from other server. Create your own city. Build your city to unlock more class for your citizen. Level up your race to gain better pvp ability. Train your soldier to raid your rival city. Meets experiment minecraft player. Great and exclusive donator rank. Special online event. Join now !

    [ PVP EVENT ]==================- —Folow our event on www.citywars.ca

    [ CLASS JOBS ]=================- —More than 30 class to unlock. Each class give you a unique ability.

    [ RACE ABILITY ]===============- —More than 31 Species. Each with unique abilities

    [ CITY RANKING ]===============* —Build your own city and defend it again raider. Unlock class for your citizen with building validation.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • 1b1t

    1b1t

    play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Mikeland PvE

    Mikeland PvE

    A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Eternal SMP

    Eternal SMP

    Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dimension Hops: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • 0tx.org

    0tx.org

    Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

    Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

    Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

    Website & Forums: http://www.0tx.org

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Alpha Prison 3.0

    Alpha Prison 3.0

    Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Left 2 Die

    Left 2 Die

    Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cookie Project

    Cookie Project

    This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • McSurvival

    McSurvival

    A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dimension Hops: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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