Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

    xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

    We are a small growing server that we hope to grow more by finding new players and more builders to build everything and anything 😀

    When you join you will be a guest and to become a builder and be able to eat or break/place blocks you must register and fill out a builder app at “http://xx0m3gaxx.com/f/”

    We are currently looking to grow and have more players and looking to expand our server.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Buildings Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ShadowBlade

    ShadowBlade

    IP: server.mcshadowblade.com We are a Hub Now! We have Factions and Hardcore as well as our original survival! We have a lot to offer: -Mob Disguise & Pets for any rank! -Awesome Events -Prizes -Thriving Economy With Shops! -Survival at it’s best -Keep Your Inventory/XP -McMMO -Spleef Games -Excellent Staff -Friendly Community -24/7 Play Join us Now!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MagiCraft Network

    MagiCraft Network

    We have a nice staff and community. The server is a “network” of creative servers, survival servers, PvP, mini games and more. Our server runs 24/7 and has unlimited slots. The server is still in progress but will be public very soon.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1179

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TekkroMC

    TekkroMC

    TekkroMC is a sister server of the popular Tekkit server named Tekkro.

    This Vanilla edition of Tekkro is all about the economy. We have an AMAZING custom stock market plugin, Towny, Battle Arena, HeroChat, RandomPort, Trade (trade players safely from anywhere on the map!), MCJobs, and many other popular and fun plugins.

    We pride ourselves in having one of the best economies of the Minecraft community. If you love the idea of trading stocks, financing loans, or being a ruler of nations, TekkroMC is the place for you.

    Come play and see what all the fuss is about!

    IP: play.tekkromc.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Sammichland

    Sammichland

    A new community based server with hand built villages, PVP arena, trains wands and much more, Looking to start out with some more people who just want to have some fun, and who want to build some great things!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Outbreak Gaming

    Outbreak Gaming

    Hey! We are the guys from Outbreak-Gaming.net!

    Outbreak-Gaming is a non-profit gaming community which promises that our gaming servers will always be free and open to everyone and most importantly fun!! Our administration team puts in a lot of hard work into our servers and devote a lot of their free time into making sure that everyone is happy and that everyone is getting the most out of playing on our servers.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minekraft.eu

    Minekraft.eu

    Minekraft.eu is a survival bukkit / vanilla server where we build epic builds, trade goods and survive from monsters. It’s an English / Estonian public server without whitelist, running on Craftbukkit with top-notch plugins.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The Grill

    The Grill

    We run a Survival server with Towny to provide controlled PVP in wilderness but ‘safety’ in the towns. Attached though we have additional worlds giving full on pvp, mob hunting, creative and nether. We are constantly adding new features.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 58 New Chunks Explored: 31296

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RenegadeCraft

    RenegadeCraft

    We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

    Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

    – Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

    Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

    FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ParadACE

    ParadACE

    This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineRealm

    MineRealm

    I DO NOT OWN THIS SERVER. Owner: Intelli. This is a premium server. It’s vanilla survival with a few twists.

    P.S. Please say “cobaya18 sent me” when you join the server.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Tekecraft

    Tekecraft

    Tekecraft is a fun and friendly community driven server that has just been recently rebuilt to make even better. Tekecraft is built by the players for the players. We often host competitions and other fun games to keep the server fun. We strongly believe that every single player has helped make Tekecraft what it is today.

    We have anti-griefing and anti-cheat plugins installed as well as multiple fun and gaming plugins such as spleef and mob arena.

    We also have a creative world that some of our players can access.

    All of our staff are hand selected by the current staff so you can always expect a fair and courteous moderator. Staff members are only appointed if we ask them and they accept. The rule of thumb is “if you ask to be staff, you wont become one” so if you are just coming to join the rank please don’t bother.

    Join and become part of the family!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Legends Of Thoroghan

    Legends Of Thoroghan

    LEGENDS OF THOROGHAN IP – lotpvp.us Factions Magic Guns McMmo Prison SkyBlock KitPvP Survival Creative MineWars MonsterSurvival And More!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • WorldCraft Survival

    WorldCraft Survival

    Welcome to WorldCraft. Looking for a Amazing Server to settle down on? This is the one for you. We have a MobArena, PVP Arena, Werewolves and loads more! With great friendly staff and a very well experienced Owner, WorldCraft has loads of potential. We have 50 Slots! This is a dedicated server and up 24/7! We are always up to date with our plugins and want you to have the best experience possible! Come check us out! We also reward those who vote!

    Features: – 24/7 – 50 Slots – PVP Arena -MobArena – Spleef Arena [Coming Soon]

    – Dedicated Server – Friendly Staff – CTF [Coming Soon]

    – mcMMO – Economy – Non Whitelist – Greifing Protection and Rollback

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • AlphaWolf-Survival

    AlphaWolf-Survival

    PVP SURVIVAL GRIEF Awesome New server waiting for some awesome pvper’s and soem good staff!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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