Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AquaMC [RPG-Liked SMP] [OP Prison] {Lands} {Java} {Premium}

    AquaMC [RPG-Liked SMP] [OP Prison] {Lands} {Java} {Premium}
    🌊 Welcome to AquaMC – Your Gateway to Minecraft Excitement! 🌟

    🎮 Dive into two thrilling worlds:

      Explore the depths of our RPG-Liked SMP server, where adventures await at every turn!Conquer the challenges of our OP Prison server, where the path to freedom is paved with strategic gameplay!

    💰 Experience a meticulously balanced economy, ensuring every move you make counts towards your success!

    🗺️ Immerse yourself in custom maps crafted to ignite your imagination and keep you engaged for hours on end!

    🎉 Get ready for heart-pounding events designed to test your skills and unite the AquaMC community in epic battles and challenges!

    🚀 Join us now and unleash your creativity, forge alliances, and carve out your place in the ever-expanding universe of AquaMC! 🌟🔥

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SilverPvP

    SilverPvP

    24/7 online 99% uptime since January 2013. Minecraft 1.9.2

    • No overpowered donator classes • A carefully balanced server economy • Completely rebalanced mcMMO, no more overpowered skills or abilities • Obsidian destroyer, no more impenetrable obsidian blocks • Excellent anti cheating and glitch plugins • Awesome community 🙂 • Hosted on one of the fastest available dedicated servers capable for a single standalone Minecraft server. • World Border to promote a more centralized experience

    Completely designed around the idea of everyone and everything being carefully balanced for player-versus-player. We’ve gone ahead to remove overpowered features like the combat mcMMO skills, overpowered donators, and other smaller things like god apples and nerfing strength potions. We encourage you to check out the unique gameplay that this server has to offer!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Kingdom Of Sanctuary [Hun

    Kingdom Of Sanctuary [Hun

    Kingdom of Sanctuary er en dansk pvp server! Med plads til 128 spillere! Egen spændene og unik hunger games arena for op til 24 personer! 6 Spændende og udfordrende PVP arenaer for Premium 3 spillerne Vær og spawn og vær sikker på du aldrig er alene, der er du altid under beskyttelse fra vagterne! Du kan også tage dig en lille snak med de forskellige! Start din egen by for 25.000$ ingame, og beskyt dine bygninger fra andre! Øg dine skills og blive den ultimative Pvp mester! Eller kom ind og socialisere med nogle af de mange andre spiller som er på serveren!

    For English speaking Player we got a free to join self buillded Hungergame Arena i the big building in spawn, so join if you like!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Lost In Translation

    Lost In Translation

    There are many things that make our server great. We have lots of staff that are usually on and willing to help you. We have many fun plugins like Factions, Essentials, Survival Games, Chestshop, LWC, Skyblock, and more. We also have many different maps for many different things. We have a creative world, PvP world, PvE world, Activity World and Spawn. The Spawn is authentically created by one of the server co-owners Maklom, even though they look really good. We also have fun activity’s like a Maze, Dungeons, Skyblock , Mob Arena, Spleef arena, Hunger Games, and Parkour. If you have any questions just go to our website and they will be answered. If you want to find out things that are not on the website, email me at [email protected].

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Farms Harvested: 867 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Final Game

    The Final Game

    to a world full of surprises. A PVP survival/creative/Games server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • potato-crfat

    potato-crfat

    this is a pvp/raid/faction server. the staff are amazing and will help you all the time please join 😀

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4760 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5921

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ChiRho Entertainment

    ChiRho Entertainment

    ChiRho Entertainment (XPE) is based on Christian-influenced values to establish a family-friendly community for those who participate in gaming of any kind. We think that providing such an environment would be appreciated by parents who can feel safe to allow their children or themselves to be a part of a community without having to worry about negative influences of others that they may interact with in the gaming community. This is accomplished through chat filters, periodic log monitoring, server rules, and staff who enforce these rules.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MC-Halo

    MC-Halo

    MC-Halo is a Minecraft server where you can play halo. No need to download any mods! Just join the server, go through a portal, and start playing Halo. A tutorial on how to play is located on the bottom floor of spawn. The server runs off of a custom plugin not available to the public.

    Features: – Halo jumping – Guns – Killstreaks – Parkour – Different gamemodes – Advanced leaderboards – Invisibility – Large server capacity – Different maps – Automatic games

    Rules: – No hacking – No advertising – No spamming – No racism

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CatServe

    CatServe

    Hey, glad you found us!

    CatServe is a UK based server with an awesome community, we have many ranks, found at http://catserve.net and many many features, come online and start the best minecraft experience ever at mine.catserve.net today! This server is run by an MCBans Staff member and is a great deal of fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2467 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FuRiouSCraft Prison

    FuRiouSCraft Prison

    Enjoy a Prison environment in Minecraft? Then this is the place for you. All the gang banging, smuggling, working and anything else you can come up with in one place! Work in the mines for money OR gank items from other players for money to Rank up working your way towards Freedom!

    NO Whitelisting OR Greylisting. Just log in and start earning/stealing money to rank up on your own today!

    More info at furiouscraft.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RenderedMC

    RenderedMC

    This is an AWESOME survival build server where there is no griefing allowed. So don’t fear having your builds destroyed. Go to the warps building and pick a direction to spawn (NORTH,EAST,SOUTH,WEST) Then find an unprotected area and BUILD AWAY! Make sure to have an admin come by and protect your build. You can have a Mod or Admin set a warp for you or you can set your home using /sethome.

    You will love this server and the staff will treat you very nicely!

    Come on over and hop on this sweet server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GameOn365 Minecraft

    GameOn365 Minecraft

    12 GB Ram, Quad-core 3.4GHz processor, 100Mbit uplink.

    Consistent uptime, free building for all players, PvP and survival options, friendly but fair administrators and moderators. Always willing to help make your gaming experience the best it can be!

    Multiple ranks and player permissions available!

    Hunger Games soon to come? Let us know by giving input on our forums!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Lionheart Skyblock

    Lionheart Skyblock

    Come Join Lionheart Skyblock! IP: Lionheartmc.net Gameplay: You start out with a small island which has a tree and a chest containing basic items. You may shop for more items at the server shop. Each island is protected to a certain radius by world guard so non-members of your party will not be able to grief! Build an island with friends and grow your own island into an empire! Rules: We have very simple rules that shouldn’t be that hard to follow 1. No griefing 2. No hacking 3. No mods 4. No racism 5. Don’t ask for staff position 6. No spamming 7. Don’t bug an admin, owner or mod relentlessly! 8. Have fun and don’t forget to cote for Lionheart Skyblock! Plugins: Here are some of our main plugins • Spleef • Skyblock • Essentials • Lockette • Chest Shop • World Guard • And many more…

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Dewcraft Survival

    Dewcraft Survival

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    Dewcraft.com Survival Server

    Dewcraft.com is a Minecraft Survival Server. Mobs and damage for an exciting PvE and PvP environment.

    Features * Build permissions granted after application (This protects our users from griefers) * PvP environment with all regular mobs and health * Griefer protection with tracking and rollbacks using LogBlock * Active userbase * Helpful moderation team

    Build permissions are granted after registration and application. Please see our website, dewcraft.com , for more details.

    Connect using server.dewcraft.com:25565

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Adult Minecraft Server

    Adult Minecraft Server

    We are a long-running community of adults and casual players. The server is stable and grief-free. There is little in the way of game-changing plugins; mostly protections and an economy. We are grey-listed so feel free to join and chat with members to be promoted.

    Server address world.woodenaxe.com

    Website https://www.WoodenAxe.com

    Forum https://forum.woodenaxe.com

    Live map https://map.woodenaxe.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7632 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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