Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GiBcraft

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

jdcraft

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	537	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Dragon Eggs Found:	9943
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Alfi’s World

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	131690

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TeamVareide

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CoolCraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	212	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Craft4You

We offer a lot of variety on our server: We have a beautiful property world where you can let your creativity run wild! You can farm raw materials and other things in the mining world (/warp mining), in the Nether (/warp Nether) and in the End (/warp End). This is how you get a free plot of land: In the property world (/warp GS) you search for a free property using the stick (property finder) that you get with the /gs tool. The overview map on http://map.mc-craft4you.de can help you enormously when looking for a beautifully located property. Alternatively, you can quickly teleport to a vacant lot by typing /gs search. Now you have found a beautiful property and you absolutely want it. To do this, enter /buy gs (don’t worry, it’s free). Now you can let your creativity run wild! Have fun! Do you also want a creative piece of land? Then follow the steps above, with the difference that you have to be in the creative world: /warp Freebuild If you have a long time, we have a great fun offer (/warp event): You can simply take out your frustration on your fellow players in a round of PvP (/warp PvP) You can play paintball (/warp paintball) in 7 self-built arenas! Spleef (/warp Spleef) is also present You can even play HungerGames (/warp HungerGames) with your friends in 6 arenas at the moment! Of course, we have many challenging jump courses where you can put your jumping skills to the test. There you will receive a certain amount of money for each course you complete. In the near future we will bring the game “The Walls”, invented by Hypixel, to our server.

Many self-programmed plugins will help you have a breathtaking gaming experience! Examples: /invwarp shows you our warps in an inventory, where you just have to click on the corresponding item. The property plugin is programmed by us.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Spacebug Survival Server

This is a Wild West SMP type of server (Survival Multiplayer). On this server you are on your own. Do not expect any staff to come and help if you get killed and looted.

Connect: play.minecraft.dk

Come in, find a suited place to live and place a Chest to claim your starter region. From here you can mine and build – get more money by selling blocks to the server and claim even more land for yourself.

PvP is part of this server, so watch your back!

View Livemap at: http://play.minecraft.dk:8123

Server started feb 6th 2013

Server runs mostly without staff online – Though there are still rules to follow: http://minecraft.dk/rules – Failure to follow them, will most likely result in a permanent ban. So be sure to follow them. Commands: http://minecraft.dk/cmd

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vital PvP

I am not the owner Kyle8211 or cody is the owner. he allowed me to make this. come join!

Fun PVP/raid server based on drugs make money from farming them and other stuff

no factions,kind staff,and awesome PVP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OPEXILE

Welcome to opexile! We are a new 24/7 faction raiding server. ——————————— We are in need of donations! http://opexile.buycraft.net/ ———————————

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!