Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
Holy Grails Found: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Chimeras Created: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nostalgia SMP

    Nostalgia SMP

    Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Star Shards Collected: 257
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Farms Harvested: 698 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Enchantments Applied: 176
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 427
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Gods Slained: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Villages Defended: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Falling into the Void: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Dimension Hops: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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