Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Crops Grown:	5918
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Animals Bred:	157
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crops Grown:	5809
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Spears Created:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Emeralds Found:	8989	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	250
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1058	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	456
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!