Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Enchantments Applied:	278
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Star Shards Collected:	136	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4802
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1913	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2205
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Emeralds Found:	377
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	109
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.