Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	255	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1305

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	4771
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Star Shards Collected:	145
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.