Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8228	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Farms Harvested:	603
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mines Excavated:	4039	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	373	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1084
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mines Excavated:	4080
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2150	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4998	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.