Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	577939	Dragon Eggs Found:	5195
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BouquetBucks Minecraft Server

BouquetBucks, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid bouquet, bridesmaid communication, bridesmaid conflict, bridesmaid decision, bridesmaid disagreement, bridesmaid drama, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid etiquette, bridesmaid expectations, bridesmaid relationships, bridesmaid responsibilities, bridesmaid support, expensive bouquet, financial commitment, Minecraft, Server, wedding budget, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you pay $130 for virtual flowers? Look no further! Our server is all about having fun without breaking the bank. Plus, we won’t kick you out just because you have financial commitments – we’re all about inclusivity here!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t judge you for being young and broke. Who needs expensive bouquets when you can have pixelated flowers for free? So come on over and let’s have a blast together – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be throwing away is your worries!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA

Accountability, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family, forgiveness, Honesty, Hypocrisy, judgement, loyalty, Manipulation, MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA, moral compass, relationships, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, manipulation, and moral compasses gone haywire.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and immerse yourself in someone else’s. With a community full of cheaters, hypocrites, and toxic behavior, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships filled with lies, coercion, and emotional abuse. Will you choose to support the cheaters or stand up for what’s right? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness epic showdowns between family members, where morals clash and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Join our server to find out!

So grab your pickaxe, build your base, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else in the gaming world.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	1852

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SureProofNoProof100%

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Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

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Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7790

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Star Shards Collected:	157	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.