Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Animals Bred:	146	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sickle Cell Italian Minecraft Server

Anemia, blood disease, blood disorder, blood disorder prevalence, Cell, genetic disorder, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, genetic mutation, genetic predisposition, genetic trait, hemoglobin, hemoglobin S, hereditary disease, Italian, Italian population, ITALIANS, Mediterranean, Mediterranean ancestry, Minecraft, mutation, red blood cells, Server, sickle, sickle cell

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing spreading faster than diamonds is the sickle cell gene in Italians! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the crazy phenomenon of why Italians seem to have a higher rate of sickle cell than any other group.

Legend has it that centuries ago, a group of Italian miners stumbled upon a rare ore deep in the caves of our server. Little did they know, this ore had magical properties that caused a genetic mutation in their blood, leading to the prevalence of sickle cell in their descendants.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Embrace your inner Italian and join our server to uncover the secrets of this mysterious ore. Who knows, you may even discover a cure for sickle cell while building epic structures and battling creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and unraveling the mystery of why Italians are the chosen ones for sickle cell. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Moving to Cape Town Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a change of scenery and some LOLs along the way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!

From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BouquetBucks Minecraft Server

BouquetBucks, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid bouquet, bridesmaid communication, bridesmaid conflict, bridesmaid decision, bridesmaid disagreement, bridesmaid drama, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid etiquette, bridesmaid expectations, bridesmaid relationships, bridesmaid responsibilities, bridesmaid support, expensive bouquet, financial commitment, Minecraft, Server, wedding budget, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you pay $130 for virtual flowers? Look no further! Our server is all about having fun without breaking the bank. Plus, we won’t kick you out just because you have financial commitments – we’re all about inclusivity here!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t judge you for being young and broke. Who needs expensive bouquets when you can have pixelated flowers for free? So come on over and let’s have a blast together – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be throwing away is your worries!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2740	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA

Accountability, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family, forgiveness, Honesty, Hypocrisy, judgement, loyalty, Manipulation, MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA, moral compass, relationships, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, manipulation, and moral compasses gone haywire.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and immerse yourself in someone else’s. With a community full of cheaters, hypocrites, and toxic behavior, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships filled with lies, coercion, and emotional abuse. Will you choose to support the cheaters or stand up for what’s right? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness epic showdowns between family members, where morals clash and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Join our server to find out!

So grab your pickaxe, build your base, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else in the gaming world.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SureProofNoProof100%

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Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5765	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2224

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6457
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	478

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	4869
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.