Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 300 Chimeras Created: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 5945 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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