Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mines Excavated:	3081	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Votes:	286	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	273	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	62
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Animals Bred:	161	Gods Slained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	621
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	272	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Towns Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mines Excavated:	3472	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4149

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org