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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Divine Spears Created:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9446	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ores Mined:	3993
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4057
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	387064

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Animals Bred:	88
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7895	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Crops Grown:	1616	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	8647
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crops Grown:	3097	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Farms Harvested:	327
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br