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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5706 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Haha, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing higher than the death rates in the West is our level of fun! For three years straight, we’ve been slaying zombies, building epic castles, and causing chaos in the virtual world.
Forget COVID-19, the only pandemic you need to worry about here is the epidemic of laughter and good times. With 47 countries represented, you never know who you’ll meet or what crazy adventures you’ll go on.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft world? Let’s do this!
