Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	9484

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Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
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Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	4570
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimension Hops:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Items Found:	4198	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2369
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Items Found:	7759	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Votes:	8332

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7230	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	7412
Ores Mined:	8453	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	190

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz