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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8578 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!
Reasons to join:
- Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
- Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
- Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)
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