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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5411 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3265 |
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