Blocky Cock Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so awesome, even when she sees my cock, she can’t help but be impressed by the size of our builds and the creativity of our players.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to battling it out in epic PVP arenas, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	255
Dragon Eggs Found:	8042	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7067	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Animals Bred:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Emeralds Found:	5212	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.