Blocky Cock Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so awesome, even when she sees my cock, she can’t help but be impressed by the size of our builds and the creativity of our players.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to battling it out in epic PVP arenas, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Towns Built:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Farms Harvested:	761
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Farms Harvested:	678
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Farms Harvested:	762	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!