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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 165 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and unlimited building skills. Are you ready to embark on this quest?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying dragons. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a mind-blowing experience that will make you forget all about circumcision and focus on the real pleasures of life – like building giant statues of your favorite memes and riding pigs into battle. See you in the game!