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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	284
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9513
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	1820
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchantments Applied:	167	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	653489	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	5750
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Divine Spears Created:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1435
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!