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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6973 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!