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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9410 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 3985 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!