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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3943 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?
3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.
So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!
