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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2189 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 174 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend to do the dirty work!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!