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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9586 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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