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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6603 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
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