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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5430 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3771 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7865 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
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