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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 146 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
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