Blocky Bros & Hilarious Hoes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1110	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Love Letters Sent:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the jokes are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! We guarantee that our hilarious community will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.

Join us and witness epic stand-up comedy routines performed by our resident Minecraft comedian, Steve the Creeper. His explosive punchlines will blow you away! And don’t even get us started on our comedy club, where skeletons tell bone-chilling jokes and zombies try their hand at brainy humor.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday called “Funny Females Fiasco” where we challenge the age-old question, “Why are women just not funny like men?” Trust us, you won’t want to miss this showdown of comedic proportions.

So come on down to our server and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious?

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	144	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Mines Excavated:	1996
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	New Chunks Explored:	484818
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Potions Brewed:	77

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Sapphire is a brand new earth survival server with super fancy features like an economy, crates, teams, dynmap, cool streamers and lots more <3Join up at org.sapphiremc.net (Any 1.20 version works <3)

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	104	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	164	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1321	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7084
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com