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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3657 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 679649 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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