Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.
Blocky Bro Banter
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CableCraft: Russian Ship Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian cargo ships loitering above undersea cables near taiwan for weeks! why, you ask? because we have secret treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by russian sailors with a love for blocky building! join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea while dodging russian spies and their sneaky tactics! who knows what you’ll find down there, maybe even a lost civilization of underwater villagers who speak in dolphin language! so grab your pickaxe and dive into the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!
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Holy Block Party
HEY U, YA U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LEMME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GROW BIGGER LIKE A BIG OL’ MELON.WE GOT HILARIOUS MINI GAMES LIKE “SHEEP SHEARING SHOWDOWN” WHERE U GOTTA SHEAR AS MANY SHEEP AS U CAN IN 60 SECONDS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A GOLDEN CARROT THAT MAKES U RUN SUPER FAST LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALES.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN GUARDING IT. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.
AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS. YEAH, U HEARD ME, A FLYING FIREBALL-SHOOTING LLAMA.
SO COME ON AND JOIN DIS SERVER, WHERE UR BRAIN WILL GROW BIGGER AND U’LL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.
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Paladin SMP
Join today for a great minecraft experience at Paladin SMP!
– PvP
– Claims
– Economy
– Geyserpaladin.my.pebble.host:25589 Click to copy
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TheCrib
TheCrib Minecraft Server
Type Features Survival Quality of life features SMP Player experience focused Factions Java & Bedrock support Anarchy Available on major Java versions Server Information
Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live
FAQ
Question Answer What type of server is TheCrib? TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server. What versions of Minecraft does TheCrib support? The server supports both Java & Bedrock and is available on all major versions of Java. Is TheCrib focused on player experience? Yes, TheCrib values player experience and has quality of life features in place.
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CraftyCreeperTrips
Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family trips! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward situations and crazy friends trying to crash your vacation. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about unwanted guests showing up uninvited. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why deal with real-life drama when you can escape to our wacky world of blocks and adventures? Join now and leave the family trip woes behind!