Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BroZone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crops Grown:	7257
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PhotogriefersAnonymous

autism spectrum, Communication, Conflict, deleting photos, depression, emotional struggle, external drives, GRIEVING, iCloud, Irreplaceable, Loss, macbook, Memories, mental health, pandemic, PhotogriefersAnonymous, Resentment, Support, Technology, Understanding, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to delete your precious photos like that wife did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and most importantly, a secure place to store all your memories.

Are you tired of unreliable external drives failing on you? Look no further, our server is here to save the day! With unlimited storage space and top-notch security measures, you can rest assured that your photos of your dog’s early days and your first years in a new country will be safe and sound.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also autism-friendly, so you can feel right at home while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about anyone deleting your files without your permission – we have strict rules in place to prevent such disasters from happening.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the days of lost photos and emotional spirals. We guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players, no matter their background or struggles. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	4606	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1412	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	2577
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	560
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Items Found:	5695	Dimension Hops:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!