so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 41

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 109 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Runes Activated: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Crops Grown: 8840
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ores Mined: 9259 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ores Mined: 6326
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Animals Bred: 97 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Towns Built: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1379 Alien Abductions: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Emeralds Found: 7377
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 301 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2283 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Crops Grown: 4407
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 980020 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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