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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5607 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 141 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 5717 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Our server is so amazing that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. We have a secret underground base where we throw epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon and even have a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether (watch out for the lava slides!).
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed.
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).