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SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magic Items Found:	8953	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1946	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Emeralds Found:	4369	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	602	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9383

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6806	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	834
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3058	Dimension Hops:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Emeralds Found:	3347	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mines Excavated:	4429
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2426	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blockhead Banter

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Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Farms Harvested:	324
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	273	Unicorn Sightings:	0