Blocky Border Control | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Actor, actress, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity interviews, celebrity lifestyle, celebrity news, Celelebs, Crafty, Entertainment, famous person, fan base, Hollywood, influencer, Minecraft, MODEL, musician, paparazzi, public figure, red carpet, Server, social media, star

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

ai, another, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, Chinkino, computer science, deep learning, Demo, demonstration, digital transformation, Future Tech, innovation, intelligent systems, Limit, Limit demo, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, robotics, smp, software, Technology, virtual reality

Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	859	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SisterWifeWeddingCraft

affair accusations, blended family, controversy, Crossroads, Decision making, family approval, Grief, Guilt, judgment, late wife’s sister, love, marrying, moral dilemma, parenting, relationship, remarriage, SisterWifeWeddingCraft, societal norms, support system, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Items Found:	3041	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, Closure in relationships, emotional detachment, emotional growth, Emotional healing, emotional maturity, healing from a breakup, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, letting go of the past, love, LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP, moving on, relationships, Releasing attachments, Self Discovery, self reflection, signs of falling out of love

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NostalgicCraft2016

2016, emotional, Events, fashion, historical moments, looking back, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, nostalgic, NostalgicCraft2016, past, Politics, pop culture, Reflection, sentiment, social media, Technology, trends, year

Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	162	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Finger Fumble Craft

console, controller, Craft, Finger, fumble, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming habits, gaming peripherals, gaming preferences, gaming setup, gaming techniques, habits, hand coordination, index finger, left click, Mouse, muscle memory, PC, primary actions, right trigger, video games

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	239
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

Anime, death metal, Forest, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Imperium of Man, Japanese vtuber, Minecraft, Music, PIXEL, Reaper, Saint Mori Calliope, Sci Fi, Server, Singer, Streamer, underworld, Virtual idol, virtual singer, virtual streamer, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

austrian, Austrian economics, Austrian economist, Austrian school of economics, capitalism, economic philosophy, economic principles, economics, economics theory, free market, girl, Hawk, Hawk TUAH girl, Hayek, Individualism, laissez-faire, libertarian, ludwig, Ludwig Von Mises, Ludwig von Mises Institute, Ludwig von Misesian, Minecraft, Misesian, rothbard, rule, smp, Tuah, Von

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

advice, creativity, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, innovation, inspiration, Life, life hack, Life skills, motivation, organization, personal development, PRO, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, strategies, success, Time management, Tips, Tricks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	5167
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Last Moments Server

appreciation, bittersweet, cherish, emotional, fleeting, growth, hindsight, last moments, learn from the past, life lessons, living in the moment, Memories, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, Nostalgia, realization, Reflection, regret, sentimental, Server, time passing

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AGELIMC

BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Friends, Gaming, greece, Greek, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, player, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world

Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bolt SMP

5k World Border, Best Pvp Experience, Better Teams, Bolt SMP, Combat log, Custum Plugins, No Lag, one player sleep, Premium Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Simple Tpa, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla+Strength SMP

WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Divine Spears Created:	25
Emeralds Found:	4495	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, blocktopia, contemporary art, creativity, cutting edge design, endless potential, Evolution, Forward Momentum, fresh concepts, future of creativity, groundbreaking work, Has everything good already been made, innovation, inventive thinking, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, modern masterpieces, new ideas, originality, progress, Server, unique creations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.