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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5065
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7774	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	4800	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	9462
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Animals Bred:	155
Farms Harvested:	889	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	248

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!